Intro: G G C G I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed C G Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread C I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean G C G 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine D Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne N.C. Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home C7 The cows came home D7 The cows came home D7 I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone N.C. C G Lord have mercy, the cows came home G C G The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone C G But I guess it's better than bein' alone C Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face G C G But I got enough milk for the human race D I didn't have a clue that there was anything wrong N.C. 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home REPEAT CHORUS C I didn't see the writing on the wall D Missed the invitation to the bovine ball C I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' D N.C. Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' REPEAT CHORUS N.C. C G Lord have mercy, the cows came home