Intro: G5 G5 C5 G5 I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed C5 G5 Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread C5 I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean G5 C5 G5 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine D5 Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne N.C. Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home C5 The cows came home D5 The cows came home D5 I heard somethin' mooin' Turned around and she was gone N.C. C5 G5 Lord have mercy, the cows came home G5 C5 G5 The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone C5 G5 But I guess it's better than bein' alone C5 Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face G5 C5 G5 But I got enough milk for the human race D5 I didn't have a clue that there was anything wrong N.C. 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home REPEAT CHORUS C5 I didn't see the writing on the wall D5 Missed the invitation to the bovine ball C5 I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' D5 N.C. Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' REPEAT CHORUS N.C. C5 G5 Lord have mercy, the cows came home