Intro: D5 C5 G5 A5 D5 D5 G5 D5 She said I'm goin out with my girlfriends A5 D5 For margarita's at the Holiday Inn D5 G5 D5 Oh have mercy my only thought B5 A5 D5 Was Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off D5 G5 D5 I told her put an extra layer on A5 D5 I know what happens when she drinks Patron G5 D5 Her closets missin half the things she bought B5 A5 D5 Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: G5 D5 She'll start by kickin out of her shoes A5 D5 Lose an earring in her drink G5 D5 Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall E5 A5 Drop a contact down the sink D5 G5 D5 Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long A5 D5 If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on G5 D5 She might come home in a table cloth B5 A5 D5 Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Instrumental: G5 D5 B5 A5 D5 D5 G5 D5 She can handle any champagne brunch A5 D5 A Bridal shower with Bacardi punch G5 D5 Jello shooters full of Smirnoff B5 A5 D5 But Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: G5 D5 She'll start by kickin out of her shoes A5 D5 Lose an earring in her drink G5 D5 Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall E5 A5 Drop a contact down the sink D5 G5 D5 She don't mean nothin she's just havin fun A5 D5 Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done G5 D5 Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost B5 A5 D5 Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off B5 A5 D5 Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off B5 A5 D5 D5 C5 G5 A5 D5 Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off....