Tom: C C F When I was a little bitty boy, C G7 Just up off the floor C F We used to go down to Grandma's house, C G7 C Every month end or so C F We had chicken pie and country ham , C G7 And home made butter on the bread C F But the best darn thing about Grandma's house C G7 C Was her great big feather bed Chorus: C It was nine feet tall and six feet wide, F C Soft as a downy chick It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese, D7 G7 Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick C It'd hold eight kids and four hound dogs F C And a piggy we stole from the shed C7 F We didn't get much sleep, but we had a lotta fun G7 C On Grandma's feather bed C F After supper we'd sit around the fire C G7 The old folks'd spit and chew C F Pa would talk about the farm and war C G7 C And Granny'd sing a ballad or two C F I'd sit and listen and watch the fire C G7 Till the cobwebs filled my head C F Next thing I'd know, I'd wake up in the mornin' C G7 C In the middle of the old feather bed **Chorus C F Well, I love my Ma, I love my Pa C G7 I love Granny and Grandpa too C F I been fishin' with my uncle, I rassled with my cousin C G7 C And I even kissed Aunt Lou - ooh! C F But if I ever had to make a choice C G7 I guess it oughta be said C F That I'd trade 'em all plus the gal down the road C G7 C For Grandma's feather bed **Chorus