NOTE - The chord Gmaj in brackets that comes up occasionally is optional. I put it 
in to make it sound a little more interesting/to copy the piano. It is played very quickly. Enjoy!

TUNED DOWN A FULL STEP

(Gmaj) - xx0433



D (xx0232@1)                            
When I got out of my bed this morning
  C (x32010@1)                            GI (320003@1)noticed that it didn't have a right side
       C (x32010@1)                                GAnd (320003@1)my head feels like it's filled to the top
                      D (xx0232@1)    (Gmaj) DWith (xx0232@1)pop rocks and cyanide

DThere's (xx0232@1)an earthquake coming and you think you'd know
           C (x32010@1)                        GWhere (320003@1)it started, but it started very long ago
           C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                 DI (xx0232@1)need a mongoose baby, and some calgon to take me up outta here

D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
             G (320003@1)                        CYou'd (x32010@1)better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G (320003@1)                          CCos (x32010@1)I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            DAnd (xx0232@1)I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
             G (320003@1)                        CYou'd (x32010@1)better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G (320003@1)                          CCos (x32010@1)I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            DAnd (xx0232@1)I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong

DYes (xx0232@1)I know why you need it, cause your car broke down
        C (x32010@1)                      GAnd (320003@1)you wanna take the next bus outta this town
        C (x32010@1)                     G (320003@1)                     D (xx0232@1)(Gmaj) DBut (xx0232@1)if anybody's getting on the bus, dog, it's gonna be me

D (xx0232@1)  I know I don't need what you've got for me
    C (x32010@1)             GBut (320003@1)maybe I do theoretically 
             C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)                      DYou'd (xx0232@1)better watch out sugar, cos I'm about to get my old spice on

D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
             G (320003@1)                        CYou'd (x32010@1)better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G (320003@1)                          CCos (x32010@1)I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            DAnd (xx0232@1)I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
    G (320003@1)                       CI'm (x32010@1)all jacked up on DC at my place alone
            G (320003@1)                           CAnd (x32010@1)I don't care what you think about my attitude
          DBecause (xx0232@1)I can't be bothered with the likes of you

Instrumental - D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)x2

D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
             G (320003@1)                        CYou'd (x32010@1)better fuck off now, you'd better leave me alone
         G (320003@1)                          CCos (x32010@1)I'm about to explode, just like a wonderbread bomb
            DAnd (xx0232@1)I don't care what I know, because I can't be wrong
D (xx0232@1) Some days just chicken bones
    G (320003@1)                       CI'm (x32010@1)all jacked up on DC at my place alone
            G (320003@1)                           CAnd (x32010@1)I don't care what you think about my attitude
          DBecause (xx0232@1)I can't be bothered with the likes of you

Outro - D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)D