NOTES - Took a while to get this all down. A few odd chords but here we are. It all
sounds very accurate.
- Chord finger positions below. Two slightly different ways to play Dmaj7 and D7.
Take your pick. To keep it simple, play it the first way :)
- Enjoy! Corrections, comments and ratings warmly welcome!
TUNED DOWN HALF A STEP
CHORDS
D (xx0232@1) xx0232
Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) xx0222 / x4x222
D7 (xx0212@1) xx0212 / x3x212
G (320003@1) 355433
Gm (355333@1) 355333
E (022100@1) 022100
A (x02220@1) x02220
Bbm (x13321@1) x13321
Bm (x24432@1) x24432
D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)wish that I could get up in the early morning time,
D7 (xx0212@1) GAnd (320003@1)things would fall out of the sky into my lap,
Gm (355333@1) DI (xx0232@1)wish I had the brain of a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
E (022100@1) ASo (x02220@1)that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.
D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown,
D7 (xx0212@1) GWhile (320003@1)at the beach relaxing in the summer time,
Gm (355333@1) DI (xx0232@1)wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse,
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) BbmDarts (x13321@1)and basketball, and poker, golf and chess.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) The man you think I should aspire to.
Small instrumental - Bm D E A
D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui,
D7 (xx0212@1) GThat (320003@1)I was effortlessly masculine as well,
Gm (355333@1) DI (xx0232@1)wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes,
E (022100@1) ALike (x02220@1)those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys.
D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know,
D7 (xx0212@1) GWho (320003@1)float right through their lives without a thought.
Gm (355333@1) DOr (xx0232@1)that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me,
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) BbmThat (x13321@1)I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) The man you think I should aspire to.
Instrumental - [Repeat chords from chorus]
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) The man you think I should aspire to.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) The man you think I should aspire to.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Dmaj7 (xx0222@1) The man you think I should aspire to.
Bm (x24432@1) E (022100@1) I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) On a silver platter, like they did to you.
Was that my other one?
