DEAR ABBY by John Prine

C (x32010@1)                        F (133211@1)          CDear (x32010@1)Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
C (x32010@1)                          D (xx0232@1)            GMy (320003@1)hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
C (x32010@1)                                  F (133211@1)           CMy (x32010@1)friends they all tell me, they're no friends at all
C (x32010@1)                                    F (133211@1)       CWon't (x32010@1)you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
G (320003@1)F (133211@1)   CSigned (x32010@1)Bewildered

CHORUS:
C (x32010@1)	   F (133211@1)   CBewildered, (x32010@1)Bewildered you have no complaint
C (x32010@1)	     D (xx0232@1)    GYou (320003@1)are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
C (x32010@1)     F (133211@1)     CSo (x32010@1)listen up buster listen up good
C (x32010@1)		F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
G (320003@1) F (133211@1)     CSIGNED (x32010@1)Dear Abby



C (x32010@1)	  F (133211@1)      CDear (x32010@1)Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
C (x32010@1)	     D (xx0232@1)  GMy (320003@1)wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
C (x32010@1)		F (133211@1)    CEvery (x32010@1)side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
C (x32010@1)		F (133211@1)   CIf (x32010@1)it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)  CSigned (x32010@1)Unhappy

CHORUS: (unhappy)

C (x32010@1)	   F (133211@1)CDear (x32010@1)Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
C (x32010@1)	      D (xx0232@1)GBut (320003@1)my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
C (x32010@1)	     F (133211@1)CMy (x32010@1)girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
C (x32010@1)	    F (133211@1)      CBut (x32010@1)my stomache tells me to write you instead
G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)  CSigned (x32010@1)Noisemaker.

CHORUS: (noisemaker)

C (x32010@1)	      F (133211@1)     CDear (x32010@1)Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
C (x32010@1)		D (xx0232@1) GThat (320003@1)me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
C (x32010@1)			F (133211@1)   CWe (x32010@1)were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
C (x32010@1)		     F (133211@1) CWith (x32010@1)her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
G (320003@1)  F (133211@1)    CSigned (x32010@1)Just Married

CHORUS: (just Married)

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