SONG:DEAR ABBY ARTIST:John Prine CAPO ON 2ND I SUBMITTED A TAB FOR THIS A WHILE BACK BUT IT DIDN'T SOUND QUITE RIGHT. I WATCHED A VIDEO OF JP PLAYING THIS SONG AND THIS IS DEFINITELY CORRECT G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long G D My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong G C G My friends they all tell me, that i've no friends at all G D G Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call C D G SiIIIgned Bewildered CHORUS: G C G Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint G D You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't G C G So listen up buster listen up good G D G Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood C D G SIIIIGNED Dear Abby G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks G D My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks G C G Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed G D G If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead C D G SiIIIgned Unhappy CHORUS: (REPEAT BUT START WITH: UNHAPPY,UNHAPPY) G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this G D But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss G C G My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head G D G But my stomache tells me to write you instead C D G SiIIIgned Noisemaker. CHORUS: (REPEAT START WITH :noisemaker) G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought G D That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught G C G We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze G D G With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees C D G SiIIIIgned Just Married CHORUS: (just Married) END
