Intro C F G C HIS VERSE C She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F She looks down her nose at money C She gets it on like the Easter Bunny G She's my baby, I'm her honey C G C I'm never gonna let her go HER VERSE C He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies F He ain't too sharp but he gets things done C Drinks his beer like it's oxygen G He's my baby, And I'm his honey C G C Never gonna let him go COMBO Chorus F In spite of ourselves C We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G Against all odds C G C Honey, we're the big door prize F We're gonna spite our noses C Right off of our faces G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C G C Dancin' in our eyes. HIS VERSE C She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny F She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs C Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs G She takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' C G C I'm never gonna let her go. HER VERSE C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F He's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon C When payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon G But he's my baby. I don't mean maybe C G C Never gonna let him go F In spite of ourselves C We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G Against all odds C G C Honey, we're the big door prize F We're gonna spite our noses C Right off of our faces G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C G F C Dancin' in our eyes. Repeat Chorus G There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C G F C Dancin' in our eyes.
