Strum: B ↓ AB ↓
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D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? G?Woke (320003@1)up this morning, put on my slippers
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ?  ? D? (xx0232@1)? ?  ?  A? (x02220@1)?A
?Walked in the kitchen and died
?  ?D ?  ?? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GAnd (320003@1)oh what a feeling when my soul went through the ceiling
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and on up in to heaven I did rise
 ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? DWhen (xx0232@1)I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way
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you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
? ? D? (xx0232@1)?  ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ?G ? ? ? ? ? ? ? DAnd (xx0232@1)all the angels say just before you passed away
 ? ? ?D ? ?   ? ? ? A? (x02220@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)Dthese (xx0232@1)were the very last words that you said
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CHORUS:
G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? DPlease (xx0232@1)don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
?  ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ?A ? ? AI'd (x02220@1)rather have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? DThrow (xx0232@1)my brains in a hurricane the blind can have my eyes
  ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ?D?
The deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
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D? (xx0232@1)? ? ?? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? GGive (320003@1)my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer?
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ?? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? APut (x02220@1)my socks in a cedar box just get 'em out'a here?
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G
Venus de milo can have my arms Look out! I've got your nose
G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)?D
Sell my heart to the junk man and give my love to Rose
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CHORUS
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D? (xx0232@1)? ? ?  ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ?G ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G
?Give my feet to the foot-loose careless fancy free
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A
Give my knees to the needy don't 'cha pull that stuff on me
D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G ? ? ? ? ? ? GHand (320003@1)me down my walkin' cane, it's a sin to tell a lie
G? (320003@1)? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? DSend (xx0232@1)my mouth way down south and kiss my ass good-bye
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CHORUS
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?  ?G ? ? ? ? ? ? D? (xx0232@1)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?A ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? D?D (xx0232@1)The deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
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