---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore - John Prine ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Dave S Email: Dlgibson@netscape.com Tuning: Standard Artist: John Prine Album: John Prine Year: 1971 G (320003@1) CWhile (x32010@1)digesting Readers Digest in the back of a dirty book store D (xx0232@1) GA (320003@1)plastic flag with gum on the back Fell out on the floor. G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I picked it up and ran outside And slapped it on my windowshield. D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)If I could see old Betsy Ross Id tell her how good I feel. (Chorus) C (x32010@1) GBut, (320003@1)your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore. D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war C (x32010@1) GNow (320003@1)Jesus don't like Killin' No matter what the reasons for. D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1) And your flag decal won't get you into Heaven anymore. G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I went to the Bank this morning And the cashier said to me D (xx0232@1) GIf (320003@1)you join the Christmas Club We'll give you ten of them flags for free. G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)didn't mess a round a bit I took him up on what he said D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wifes forehead. (Chorus) G (320003@1) CWell (x32010@1)I got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn't see D (xx0232@1) GSo (320003@1)I ran my car upside a curb and right into a tree G (320003@1) CBy (x32010@1)the time they got a doctor down I was already dead, DAnd (xx0232@1)I'll never understand Why the man, GStanding (320003@1)in the Pearly Gates said (Chorus)