"Why Did My Dog Have To Die" American Pie Parody Artist: John Valby Chords: Maniac1075 G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) EmA (022000@1)long, long time ago, Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)I can still remember Em (022000@1) Dwhen (xx0232@1)I got my very first blow job Em (022000@1) AmHow (x02210@1)my little pecker quivered Em (022000@1) AmWith (x02210@1)every tongue lap she delivered C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmAnd (x02210@1)when she licked my ball sack C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)couldn't hold my wad back G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) EmI (022000@1)tried to stick it up her butt Am (x02210@1) Cbut (x32010@1)I split her ass and ripped her gut G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) I knew I had to find a slut C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GThe (320003@1)day my puppy died DAnd (xx0232@1)I was singin'.... [Chorus] G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Dwhy, (xx0232@1)why, did my dog have to die G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DThat (xx0232@1)retriever had a beaver that would never go dry G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Dshe'd (xx0232@1)get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1)DWhy (xx0232@1)did my dog have to die. DEverybody... (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Dwhy, (xx0232@1)why, did his dog have to die G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DThat (xx0232@1)retriever had a beaver that would never go dry G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Dshe'd (xx0232@1)get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1)DWhy (xx0232@1)did his dog have to die.