"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075

G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)       EmA (022000@1)long, long time ago,
Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)I can still remember
Em (022000@1)                          Dwhen (xx0232@1)I got my very first blow job

Em (022000@1)                 AmHow (x02210@1)my little pecker quivered
Em (022000@1)                 AmWith (x02210@1)every tongue lap she delivered
    C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)       AmAnd (x02210@1)when she licked my ball sack
   C (x32010@1)              DI (xx0232@1)couldn't hold my wad back

G (320003@1)                D (xx0232@1)     EmI (022000@1)tried to stick it up her butt
Am (x02210@1)                    Cbut (x32010@1)I split her ass and ripped her gut
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)    Em (022000@1)                          
I knew I had to find a slut
    C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1)   GThe (320003@1)day my puppy died

DAnd (xx0232@1)I was singin'....

[Chorus]

G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)         Dwhy, (xx0232@1)why, did my dog have to die
G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)      DThat (xx0232@1)retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)      Dshe'd (xx0232@1)get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em (022000@1)                   Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)DWhy (xx0232@1)did my dog have to die.

DEverybody... (xx0232@1)
G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)         Dwhy, (xx0232@1)why, did his dog have to die
G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)      DThat (xx0232@1)retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)      Dshe'd (xx0232@1)get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em (022000@1)                   Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)DWhy (xx0232@1)did his dog have to die.
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