Chords: Maniac1075


G       D         Em
A long, long time ago,
Am          C 
I can still remember
Em                            D
when I got my very first blow job

Em                   Am
How my little pecker quivered
Em                   Am
With every tongue lap she delivered
    C        G         Am
And when she licked my ball sack
   C                D
I couldn't hold my wad back

G                  D       Em
I tried to stick it up her butt
Am                      C
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
G        D      Em                            
I knew I had to find a slut
    C      D     G
The day my puppy died

D
And I was singin'....

[Chorus]

G    C           G           D
why, why, did my dog have to die
G                    C                 G        D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G                    C                 G        D
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em                     Am    Em  D
Why did my dog have to die.

D
Everybody...

G    C           G           D
why, why, did his dog have to die
G                    C                 G        D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G                    C                 G        D
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em                     Am    Em  D
Why did his dog have to die.