Chords: Maniac1075


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A long, long time ago,
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I can still remember
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when I got my very first blow job

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How my little pecker quivered
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With every tongue lap she delivered
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And when she licked my ball sack
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I couldn't hold my wad back

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I tried to stick it up her butt
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but I split her ass and ripped her gut
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I knew I had to find a slut
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The day my puppy died

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And I was singin'....

[Chorus]

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why, why, did my dog have to die
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That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
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she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
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Why did my dog have to die.

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Everybody...

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why, why, did his dog have to die
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That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
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she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
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Why did his dog have to die.