chords: C x32010 G 320003 Am x02210 Em 0220xx C well i left kentucky back in 49 C and went to detroit workin on a assembly line G the first year they had me putting wheels on cadillacs Am every day i'd watch them beauties roll by Am and sometimes i'd hang my head and cry Em cuz i always wanted the one that was long and black one day i devised myself a plan that should be the envy of most any man i'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand now getting caught meant getting fired but i figured i'd have it all by the time i retired i'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand i'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldnt cost me a dime you know its me when i come through your town im gonna ride around in style im gonna drive everybody wild cuz i'll have the only one there is around the very next day when i punched in with a big lunch box and with help from a friend i left that day with a lunchbox full of gears now i never considered myself a theif but GM wouldnt miss just one little piece especially if i strung it out over several years the little things i could get in my big lunchbox the next day i got me a fuel pump and the next day i got me and engine and a trunk ( ? ) the little things i could get in my big lunchbox like nuts and bolts and all four shocks but the big stuff we snuck out my buddy's mobile home up till now my plan worked alright till we tried to put it all together one night thats when we noticed that something was definetly wrong the headlights they were a funny sight we had one on the left and two on the right but when we pulled the switch all three of them come on the back end looked kinda funny too but we put it together and when we got through well thats when we noticed that we only had one tailfin just about then my wife walked out i could see in her eyes that she had her doubts but she said honey take me for a spin we headed down to get the tag and we headed right on down main drag i could hear everybody laughing for blocks around but down at the courthouse they didnt laugh cuz to type it up it took the whole staff and when they got through the title weighed 60 pounds i got it one piece at a time and it didnt cost me a dime you'll know its me when i come through your town i'm gonna ride around in style i'm gonna drive everybody wild cuz i have the only one there is around paddyofyc3584@yahoo.com here lies dobby, a free elf
