Intro C5 A5 G5 F5 C5

C5
Keep your windows down
         A5
Catch a chill if you will
           G5
To turn a trick or two
           F5         C5
And learn something new

C5

C5
Turn your colour brown
    A5
Be alright for a night
                G5
I'll drive you home by eight
             F5    C5
And it's a lucky day

C5

             G5
And it's an old trick
F5
Sue me if it don't stick
C5
Have another lick
     A5
And put it in the back
           G5
And if you like
        F5
We'll label it the first stone
C5
Let it quench your thirst
           A5
You never sank
             G5    F5    C5
So don't be sad, sad, sad

C5

C5
I saw him coming
            A5
Said my sins ain't worth it
       G5                      F5         C5
But I know these tricks are older than him

C5

C5
I worked in the circus
        A5
And I know on the surface
            G5               F5           C5
Though I'm wise, I'm also pretty and slim

C5

G5
We can work it out
F5
You can call the prices down
     C5
I'll put 'em up again
          A5
Cos you know I'm not a clown

G5
Turning tricks for you
          F5
Was the turning of the screw
        C5
Well screw this, I'm a fool
    A5                G5
But I won't be your fool
         F5      C5
(tool, stool, fuel...)

C5

C5
You try my wits
         A5
So you know it fits
       G5       F5           C5
I'm unusual through and through

C5

C5
No mirrors, no smoke
       A5
This trick ain't a joke
      G5        F5       C5
I'll saw you right in two

C5

G5
Honey don't be cute
        F5
You'll ruin my best suit
       C5
Well hang it all to hell
      A5
I'll iron it myself
     G5
You cut the thing in two
      F5
Now what's a man to do?
     C5
Well I can't feel my legs
    A5                      G5
So put the hacksaw on the shelf

Outro: F5 C5 A5 G5 F5