Cm7   - X35343 
F7    - 131211 
 
Spoken: 
Cm7                     F7 
Let me tell you about a woman I know 
 
(Sung) 
          Cm7              F7 
She don't drink, she don't smoke 
          Cm7           F7 
She can't stand a dirty joke 
               Cm7                  F7 
She don't hang out till the morning light 
                      Cm7                F7 
She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right 
        Cm7              F7             Cm7 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
But I'll take a drink 

Lord, and I'll have a smoke 

And I've told some downright dirty jokes 

I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right 

But that's just me, son, that's just me 
 
Chorus 1: 
C       Am7                      C   
Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square 
        Am7                        C 
But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair 
          Am7                                     F7 
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life 
        Cm7             F7              Cm7 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
I wear jeans, and she wears silk 
I like beer and she likes milk 
She can be soft like the summer rain 
But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
 
Chorus 2: 
Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me 
She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free 
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife