Cm7   - X35343 
F7    - 131211 
 
Spoken: 
C5                     F5 
Let me tell you about a woman I know 
 
(Sung) 
          C5              F5 
She don't drink, she don't smoke 
          C5           F5 
She can't stand a dirty joke 
               C5                  F5 
She don't hang out till the morning light 
                      C5                F5 
She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right 
        C5              F5             C5 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
But I'll take a drink 

Lord, and I'll have a smoke 

And I've told some downright dirty jokes 

I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right 

But that's just me, son, that's just me 
 
Chorus 1: 
C5       A5                      C5   
Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square 
        A5                        C5 
But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair 
          A5                                     F5 
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life 
        C5             F5              C5 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
I wear jeans, and she wears silk 
I like beer and she likes milk 
She can be soft like the summer rain 
But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife 
 
 
Chorus 2: 
Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me 
She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free 
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life 
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife