Intro x2 A5 C5 C5 G5 A5 C5 C5 G5 Well it was my finest hour yes it was ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 I was the last of the believers in the cause ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 A5 They tried to sell me Jacob's glory and the answers to the story and the rhythm C5 C5 G5 of the laughable applause A5 C5 C5 G5 So I buried my belief and road the train ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 I sang Your Lover Is A Liar in the rain ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 A5 C5 And though a man he has to eat he's always drowning in defeat only a fool would C5 E5 think the world is round anyway A5 Put your money right where your mouth is F5 E5 Don't go deaf or blind just to find this A5 One plus one don't equal an answer F5 E5 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer A5 C5 C5 G5 There was a message in the Herald Tribune ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 About a house of misrepute the couldn't ruin ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 A5 And though the medicine they chose was dedicated to the rose it sucked the life C5 C5 G5 from this ridiculous cartoon A5 C5 C5 G5 And so I made some old excuse and I declined ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 To be a joker and a poacher of the mind ah ha A5 C5 C5 G5 A5 And through the window in the gate I spied the dagger on the plate and left C5 C5 E5 every desperate one of them behind A5 Put your money right where your mouth is F5 E5 Don't go deaf or blind just to find this A5 One plus one don't equal an answer F5 E5 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer intro x4 solo A5 Put your money right where your mouth is F5 E5 Don't go deaf or blind just to find this A5 One plus one don't equal an answer F5 E5 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer A5 Feel the fever burn down the headlines F5 E5 Everybody loses it sometimes A5 One plus one don't equal an answer F5 E5 Rhythm doesn't make you a dancer