Awesome song from FX's 'The League' performed by John LaJoie and the guys.
Its just G and C, but for the C leave you fingers on the 3rd fret of the E and B strings. 

G                   C
Pete?s little tiny erect dick

G                   C
No one knew what to do with it

G                     C
Megan left ?cause she couldn?t find it

A                  C
Couldn?t find it, Couldn't find it
              
 G                  C
Pete?s little tiny erect dick

G                        C
It?s a quarter tall and a penny thick

G                                C
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

G                  C
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip

A             C
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

                         G       C
Pete?s little tiny erect dick 

G             C                G       C            
      Pete's little tiny erect dick

G       C                      G
     Can?t satisfy anyone with it

Have fun with it.

Peace

John Cammies