Original transcription by Geordie Keitt, revised by Suuuupaadave.

Intro: A5 AaugA5 Aaug

Verse 1
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 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
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 You may recall we had some trouble last year
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 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
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 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.

Pre-chorus 1
       F#5           Faug/C#5          A5                 B5
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           E5        E5    E5
That's our favorite time of year.

Chorus
      A5              Aaug             F#5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A5           D5              F#5
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B5                    E5
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D5              D5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

Verse 2
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 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
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 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
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 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
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 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.

Pre-chorus 2
        F#5              Faug/C#5       A5          B5
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          E5        E5    E5
It's like a Winter Wonderland.

Chorus
      A5              Aaug             F#5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A5           D5              F#5
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B5                    E5
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D5              D5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

Verse 3
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 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
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 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
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 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
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 And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].

Pre-chorus 3
         F#5             Faug/C#5              A5             B5
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           E5       E5    E5
You know I love my soylent green.

Chorus
      A5              Aaug             F#5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A5           D5              F#5
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B5                    E5
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D5              D5
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.