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                        I FEEL FANTASTIC - Jonathan Coulton
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Intro: [A]

[A]                     [E]
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
[Bm]                      [D]
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pill and head to my car
I drive around a bit cuz work isn't very far
I call my phone and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages

[E]           [G]                    [D]                 [A]
All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription
[E]               [G]                        [D]               [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful

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[N.C.]         [A]
And I feel fantastic
      [D]           [E]           [A]
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
           [D]          [E]            [C#m]     [F#m]
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
       [D]      [Dm]          [A]
When I felt the way that I do right now.
And I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now.

[A]                  [E]
Work is anything but quiet these days
[Bm]          [D]
I try to medicate my concentration haze
I can feel the day unfold in front of me
So I take the stairs and hit the gym
The phone is ringing when I get to my desk
What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest
So I take a Calminex and just chill
And then it's time for lunch again

[E]           [G]                   [D]                    [A]
All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines
[E]             [G]                [D]            [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is I take my medicine I always take my medicine

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[B]           [Em/C#] (x42000)    [B]
Sometimes I'd like to slow things down
[Em/C#]         [B]
Enjoy the moment
           [Em/C#]           [B]   [Em/C#]
But when I look the moment's gone

Same as intro: [A]

[A]                [E]
Work is over but I can't stay to work late
[Bm]                 [D]
Got to leave and get ready for my second date
With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy
Right in the prescription line
I take a pill for my social anxiety
I get a table and a nice bottle of chablis
Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her
I have another glass of wine

[E]               [G]                        [D]                    [A]
All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone
[E]              [G]                        [D]                [E][Esus4][E]
All I know is my steak tastes better when I take my steak-taste-better pill

Chorus