E5
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
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Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
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When everybody?s marching in the fancy pants parade
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He?s gonna pass the test
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He?s gonna be the best
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The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
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Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
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When suddenly you see the greatest pants you?ve ever seen
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And even though you know
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It?s gonna cost a lot of dough
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You have to have the world?s best pants

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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
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The whole world knows
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It?s only     clothes
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And deep inside
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He?s sad

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They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
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You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it?s true
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You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
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Everybody cheers
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While he?s blinking back the tears
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He doesn?t even have the best pants

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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
     Dm(7M) D5
It?s all he   had
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But don?t feel bad
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He?d do the same
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To you