Verso: A5 F5 C5 C5 C5 Heya Tom , it's Bob.. from the office down the hall A5 F5 G5 Good to see you buddy, how've you been? F5 (xx3434) A5 A5 D5 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now G5 I really wish you'd let us in F5 C5 E5 A5 I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand F5 C5 E5 A5 Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand F5 F5 But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die.. screaming Refr?o: C5 G5 F5 G5 All we want to do is eat your brains C5 G5 F5 ( F5 F5 F5 F5 ) G5 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes C5 G5 F5 G5 All we want to do is eat your brains A5 E5 F5 ( F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 ) We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: F5 F5 D5 If you open up the doors F5 F5 F5 G5 C5 We'll all come inside and eat your brains I don't want to nitpick, Tom , but is this really your plan? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom , that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly F5 F5 F5 G5 Ab5 We'll all come inside and eat your brains Eb5 C#5 C#5 I'd like to help you Tom , in any way I can C#5 Ab5 I sure appreciate the way you're working with me Eb5 C#5 F5 I'm not a monster Tom , well, technically I am C5 I guess I am I've got another meeting Tom , maybe we could wrap it up I know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head.. open
