Can we please toast
Dm (xx0231@1)          GTo (320003@1)the motherfu*** douchebags, tonight
C (x32010@1)                Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)Do you know where to find marble conference tables?
C (x32010@1)                       F (133211@1)               CI'm (x32010@1)looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though.
Am (x02210@1)                                F (133211@1)                  C (x32010@1)Fur pillows... are hard to actually sleep on
Am (x02210@1)           C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)      Am (x02210@1)Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?
Am (x02210@1)                           G (320003@1)          Am (x02210@1)Classical music is tight, yo
F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)I make awesome decisions in bike stores
C (x32010@1)            F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)French fries are the devil...
G (320003@1)Black is the new black
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)I love mee!
G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)That's it, enjoy