C                  Am                    Em7                     G
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
I?m a historian and that freaks me out
E7                                  Am
I?m a nutcase but that is what I believe
I?m just happy I?m not a phony
I just want to conquer people and they?re souls
     F                               G                       G7
I?ll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you you ho

[Chorus]
           C         C7                F
I?m on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all
        Fm                         C
I guess I'll fade into Bolivian
                                 G           C                         G
When you see me smash someone?s skull, you enjoy it
C                            Am               Em7                    G
I?ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I?d fight him too
He called me a rapist and a recluse. I?m not a recluse.

E7                                     Am
You can?t last two minutes in my world bitch
Hannibal he rode elephants into cartilage
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him
F                                                      G               G7  
I want to kill people wanna rip out their stomachs and eat their children
[Chorus] x2


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