C5                  A5                    E5                     G5
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
I?m a historian and that freaks me out
E5                                  A5
I?m a nutcase but that is what I believe
I?m just happy I?m not a phony
I just want to conquer people and they?re souls
     F5                               G5                       G5
I?ll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you you ho

[Chorus]
           C5         C5                F5
I?m on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all
        F5                         C5
I guess I'll fade into Bolivian
                                 G5           C5                         G5
When you see me smash someone?s skull, you enjoy it
C5                            A5               E5                    G5
I?ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I?d fight him too
He called me a rapist and a recluse. I?m not a recluse.

E5                                     A5
You can?t last two minutes in my world bitch
Hannibal he rode elephants into cartilage
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him
F5                                                      G5               G5  
I want to kill people wanna rip out their stomachs and eat their children
[Chorus] x2