B5         E5
Where is she

               A5           
When the little thing cries?

       D5          B5
She lies in a bed

           E5                
With a friend of mine.

B5          E5
But some nights

         A5                   
She'll run back in fright

          D5             B5
If she picks on a dick

                E5                
That's too big for her pride.


A5     B5
Oh!     Oh!

C5             E5        A5
Why did I ever go marry her?

B5       E5
I was a child!

      G5              D5
I'm holding the baby,

         G5               D5
She's ran-tanning constantly.

C5                 B5            E5
She saw me coming for miles.

C5     B5       E5
She saw me open wide.

(Repeat verse)
Four o'clock
And the key's in the lock.
And she's been on the wink
And she's stinking of drink.
Wakes the kid,
So I put him to sleep,
And she's in there all night,
Doubled over the sink.

Oh! Oh!
Why did I ever go marry her?
I was a child!
I'm holding the baby,
She's ran-tanning constantly.

C5                  B5           E5
She saw me coming for miles.

C5     B5       E5
She saw me open wide.

C5     B5     E5
                Open wide.