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Am9      F6(9)      Am9     F6(9)


Am9                    F6(9)                
We're all alone on the stage tonight

Am9                                        D(no3rd)9    Am7
We've been told we're not afraid of you

Am9                         F6(9)            G
We know all our lines so well, ah-ha

                                             D(no3rd)add9
We've said them so many times

Am                          Bm      Dm
Time and time again

Am                          Bm
Line and line again

Bb                              Gm7
"Ooh yeah, you're amazing

Ab                                 Fm
     We think you're incredible"

Bb                        Gm
You say we're fantastic

Ab                           Fm
But still we don't head the bill

(Refrain)

C                                                        G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D           C     G
Unbelievable

C                                                       G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D
Unbelievable

Am                               F                
When the actor reaches his death

                   G                                  D(no3rd)9   Am    Bm7
You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath

Am7                        F6
But he always dives too soon

                            G
Too fast to save himself

                                       D(no3rd)add9
He'll never make the screen

         Am                         Bm            Dm
He'll never make "The Sweeney"

Am                    Bm      Dm
Be that movie queen

Am                   Bm
He's too busy hitting the Vaseline


Bb                              Gm7
"Ooh yeah, you're amazing

Ab                                 Fm
     We think you are really cool"

Bb                        Gm
We'd give you a part my love,

Ab                           Fm
But you'd have to play the fool.

(Refrain)

C                                                        G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D           C     G
Unbelievable

C                                                       G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D
Unbelievable

C                                                        G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D           C     G
Unbelievable

C                                                       G
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

            D
Unbelievable

Am                             F                  
     We?re all alone on the stage tonight

Am                             F                Am      
     We?re all alone on the stage tonight

G     D     Am     G     D     Am     

Ab     Am7
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