Tabbed 5/4/05 
 
Not 100% positive on this, so corrections most definitely welcome. 
 
NOTE: Chords in parentheses are ones you don't have to use, but I think those base notes 
are played in those spots.   Can't be certain.   Sounds good without them , too. 
 
INTRO: G (piano part) 
 
G C9  G G/F#  (2x) 
 
G 
Well mamma was exhausted after she had me 
                              ( G/F# )        G 
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me 
C 
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head 
           G                     ( G/F# )   G 
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said 
      D                                   
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell 
G / 
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L" 
 
 
G  C9 
 
        G 
By the second grade I was five foot two 
                            ( G/F# )   G 
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe 
C 
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall 
        G                           ( G/F# )      G 
And the coaches had me playin' high school football 
      D                              
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL 
G/ 
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L" 
 

C 
Double X-L, double X-L 
       G 
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell 
C 
Double X-L, double X-L 
       D (let ring) 
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held 
G / 
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L  
 
INTRO 
 

G 
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida 
                           ( G/F# )       G 
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California  
    C 
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold 
      G                    ( G/F# )      G 
They want a real man with meat on his bones 
     D                          
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells 
           G / 
They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L" 
 
CHORUS 
 
Kkick ass guitar solo (VERSE chords, but don't stop on last 
G ) 
 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
            D 
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself 
     G (let ring) 
Why all the girls love a double X-L 
G / 
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L 
 
 
INTRO 
 
 
Triple X-L, too