Artist - Keller Williams Song - Bob Rules Dm (xx0231@1) ATwelve (x02220@1)o'clock check out we've got an entire hour Where is the remote, no time for the manual power C (x32010@1) DmI (xx0231@1)put the name tag over the heart On my shirt, that says 'Bob Rules' I stood in line for days With all the other fools G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)AAnd (x02220@1)then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rob Roddy Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant' Oh my God I was hyperventilating G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Asus (x02230@1)A (x02220@1) Asus (x02230@1)AI (x02220@1)hope I do not wake up from this dream; Which is what it was Dm (xx0231@1) AJanice (x02220@1)she slipped on wearing a diamond dog collar Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar' C (x32010@1) DmEveryone (xx0231@1)else overbid, And their eyes turned to me with rage For my dogs will be wearing diamonds And I get to go onstage Dm (xx0231@1) AI (x02220@1)picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' C (x32010@1) DmThe (xx0231@1)sliding door was ajar, I was a happy as I could get For it was a brand new car-- A Chevrolet Chevette Dm (xx0231@1) AThe (x02220@1)showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed C (x32010@1) DmSo (xx0231@1)I pulled down as hard as I could Just like they all knew that I would I was happy to be alive When it landed on $0.95 B (x2444x@1) Bb (x1333x@1) A (x02220@1) DmNext (xx0231@1)thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine Who did not like her showcase and passed it on over to me Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? Before I could answer a banging came to my door The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog' C (x32010@1) DmI (xx0231@1)guess I fell back asleep And slept right through that show But the next time I'm in L.A. You know where I'm gonna go
