Keller Williams (of String Cheese Incident) www.scifidelity.com "Old Lady from Carlsbad" from the album "Laugh" (2002) Transcribed by Adam Lawrence (AdamL84@nycap.rr.com) Please email me if you have any suggestions/comments/corrections. Keep in mind that I am a sax player by trade, guitar is not my strong suit! This is a pretty straight-forward folk song using only the I, IV and V chords, key of F major. Emphasis is on the off-beats throughout the song. ---- = 1 beat tempo = 120 Intro: |--1---1---1-----|--1---1---------| |--1---1---1-----|--1---144-------| |----------------|----------312---| |----------------|-------------32-| |-------------05-|----------------| |1-----------3---|1---------------| Verse: Met an old lady from Carlsbad who got bit on the ankle by a spider F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)Swelled on up to about the size of her knee F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)Carryin' clothes in a plastic bag and breathin' kinda heavy F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)Havin' a hard day it was plain to see F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Transition (just after previous "F" chord) |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |------0-3-------| |---1-3----------| |1-3-------------| She said "Somebody stole my shopping cart, it sittin' outside the door. Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1)I don't understand who could be so cruel!" F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with, and, Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)Well, the whippersnapper that took it is a fool!" F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Transition (just after previous "F" chord) |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |------0-3-------| |---1-3----------| |1-3-------------| And now I'm walkin' with an old lady down to the corner bus stop C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)Talkin' 'bout Jesus and how her heart he won Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)She said "'Spect you a miracle for the deed you done!" F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) End (just after previous "F" chord) |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |------0-3-------| |---1-3----------| |1-3-------------| That's it! Enjoy! -And remember, "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with!"