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INTRO 
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I could tell they were nervous, when they saw me at the service, 
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And the preacher asked if anyone had anything to say. 
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When they said 'I do', I jumped up and said 'thank you', 
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'Cause my alimony just stopped today. 
 
 
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He's rub a dubbin' in my tub, he's sleepin' in my bed. 
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He's watchin' my TV, he's scratchin' my dog's head. 
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He thinks he's got H-E-R right down to a T, 
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But he's just the next ex of my old used to be. 
 
 
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INSTRUMENTAL 
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Every mornin' he gets up, fires up my old truck, 
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He used to work one job thanks to her now he's got two. 
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I'll even let him believe that he stole her from me, 
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But one day I'm gonna send him and I.O.U. 
 
 
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He's rub a dubbin' in my tub, he's sleepin' in my bed. 
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He's watchin' my TV, he's scratchin' my dog's head. 
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He thinks he's got H-E-R right down to a T, 
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But he's just the next ex of my old used to be. 
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He's rub a dubbin' in my tub, he's sleepin' in my bed. 
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He's watchin' my TV, he's scratchin' my dog's head. 
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He thinks he's got H-E-R right down to a T, 
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But he's just the next ex of my old used to be. 
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He's just the next ex of my old used to be.