Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)

Intro: C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)Verse 1:
    C (x32010@1)                                                 FThe (133211@1)kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
        G (320003@1)                     F (133211@1)                CThere's (x32010@1)bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
       C (x32010@1)                                                         FAnd (133211@1)ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
         GYou're (320003@1)a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.


Chorus:
       C (x32010@1)                          F'Cause (133211@1)darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G (320003@1)                                           F (133211@1)              CI'd (x32010@1)fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
     C (x32010@1)                                                    FI'll (133211@1)drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight.
       G (320003@1)                          C'Cause (x32010@1)darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
Verse 2:
   C (x32010@1)                                                  FSo (133211@1)you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
   G (320003@1)                                          F (133211@1)                       CYa (x32010@1)just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
   C (x32010@1)                                                    FSo (133211@1)grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
GPrepare (320003@1)to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.


Play Chorus:

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
Verse 3:
   C (x32010@1)                                                FSo (133211@1)clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
G (320003@1)                                         F (133211@1)               COne, (x32010@1)two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
        C (x32010@1)                                                                    FI (133211@1)got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
       GBeen (320003@1)a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.


Play Chorus twice:

   G (320003@1)                          COh (x32010@1)darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
   G (320003@1)                          COh (x32010@1)darlin' I'm so horny I could die.

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)