Am, D, Am, D, C, G

Am             D 
I could get a piece of meat
Am      D 
From a barren tree
Am             D   C   G     Am  D
Nothing ever spoiled on me

Am  D
You brought this
Am  D
You dipshit
Am             D   C   G    Am  D
Nothing ever spoiled on me

Am                D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am                D
Does whatever it pleases
Am   D C G Am  D
It teases me

What the hell?

Am          D
Never was a baritone
Am              D
Till you stepped in
Am             D  C  G         Am   D  
Never dried my halters on the line

Am                  D
This hairdo's truly evil
Am               D
I'm not sure it's mine
Am         D
You're so tall
Am                 D  C  G     Am  D  Am  D
It's like I climb a waterfall

Am                   D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am               D 
Does whatever it pleases
Am  D C G  Am  D
It teases me

Am              D
What I said was get me a drink
Am   D
Alright?
Am         D
What am I supposed to sit
Am         D  C   G
And look at you all night?

Am       D
All girls cry
Am          D      C      G    Am D Am D
Like I said, I don't know why

Am                 D
That cloud stomps around my house
Am                 D
Does whatever it pleases
Am  D C G     Am D   
It teases me

What the hell?

Am          D
Never was a baritone
Am          D
Till you stepped in
Am              D  C  G      Am     D   
Never dried my halters on the line

Am                  D
This hairdo's truly evil
Am                D
I'm not sure it's mine
Am        D
You're so tall
Am                  D  C  G    Am
It's like I climb a waterfall