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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday
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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday
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And as I asked her to pull over
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To make sure no truck would hit her
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She smiled and mumbled: "okay, whatever you say"
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And I said: "I, I wonder why, I wonder why"

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She said: "Girl you're so naive and you're too young to understand
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I am now chasing my husband Stan  
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A pale man in a black suit came to take him
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In trade for a cup of tea 
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A pale man came to take him away from me."

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And I said: "I see                  (and I really did)
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You go and chase him ,     go ahead
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And when you catch him ,     will you send him my love
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And tell the pale man to make sure
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To call before he comes            to take me too
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To take me too."

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  I saw an Old woman
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  I saw an Old woman
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  I saw an old woman
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