Tom: A
E------0-----------
B--0-2---2-0-2-----
G--2---------------
D--2---------------
A--0---------------
E------------------
    A    E    D    A
E---0----0----2----0--
B-0-2----0----3----2--
G-0-2----1----2----2--
D-0-2----2----0----2--
A---0----2---------0--
E--------0------------
A                         E     D           A
When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong

When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong

(When) you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
( A )                          ( E )   
When your girlfriend's got a penis,

[Chorus]
D           A      D           A
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D / Dsus4 / D / D9

A                             E     D           A
When you like music more than life, something's wrong

When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong

When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong

When you're proud to be a sinner,

[Chorus]
D           A      D           A
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D / Dsus4 / D / D9

A                      E        D           A
When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong

When your president's an actor, something's wrong

When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
A                           E
If you think that this song matters,

[Chorus]
D           A      D           A
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A        E         D           A
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D / Dsus4 / D / D9

B      F#      E      B
Something's wrong... (5x)

The final chord is: 
B