Tom: A
E------0-----------
B--0-2---2-0-2-----
G--2---------------
D--2---------------
A--0---------------
E------------------
    A    E    D    A
E---0----0----2----0--
B-0-2----0----3----2--
G-0-2----1----2----2--
D-0-2----2----0----2--
A---0----2---------0--
E--------0------------
A5                         E5     D5           A5
When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong

When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong

(When) you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
( A5 )                          ( E5 )   
When your girlfriend's got a penis,

[Chorus]
D5           A5      D5           A5
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D5 / D5 / D5 / D5

A5                             E5     D5           A5
When you like music more than life, something's wrong

When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong

When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong

When you're proud to be a sinner,

[Chorus]
D5           A5      D5           A5
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D5 / D5 / D5 / D5

A5                      E5        D5           A5
When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong

When your president's an actor, something's wrong

When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
A5                           E5
If you think that this song matters,

[Chorus]
D5           A5      D5           A5
Something's wrong, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
A5        E5         D5           A5
Aaaaaaaaahaaahaaa, something's wrong
D5 / D5 / D5 / D5

B5      F#5      E5      B5
Something's wrong... (5x)

The final chord is: 
B5