Intro:   E    G    A    B     x2

E
Me no bubbleitious
A
Me smoke heavy tar
E                           A
Me be groovin' slowly where you are
E
Notify your next of kin
              A
'Cause you're never coming back
E                                      A
I've been dropping beats since Back in Back


          D     A  E
And we'll paint by numbers
     D   A      E 
'Til something sticks
D     A    E                A
Don't mind doing it for the kids


           E       G
So come on jump on board
       D     A
Take a ride, yeah
       B
You'll be doin' it all right
G       F#             C       D
Jump on board feel the high
           B                  E
'Cause the kids are alright


E
You've got a reputation
       A
Well I guess that can be explored
       E                          A
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
                  E
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
           A
But if you got other plans
    E                                 A
The purpose of a woman is to love her man


          D     A  E
And we'll paint by numbers
     D   A     E 
'Til something sticks
D     A    E                A
Don't mind doing it for the kids


           E       G
So come on jump on board
       D     A
Take a ride, yeah
       B
You'll be doin' it all right
G       F#             C       D
Jump on board feel the high
           B                  E
'Cause the kids are alright


E                        G    D
I'm gonna give it all of my   loving
D                         A   E
It's gonna take up all of my  love
E                        G    D
I'm gonna give it all of my   loving
D                         A   E
It's gonna take up all of my  love
E                        G   D
I'm gonna give it all of my  loving
D                         A   E
It's gonna take up all of my  love
E                        G   D
I'm gonna give it all of my  loving
D                         A   E
It's gonna take up all of my  love


E
Come down from the ceiling
         A
I didn't mean to get so high
  E 
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
                  A
When my lips were dry
    E
You can't just up and leave me
      A
I'm a singer in a band
     E
Well I like drummers baby
              A
You're not my bag


           E       G
So come on jump on board
       D     A
Take a ride, yeah
       B
You'll be doin' it all right
G       F#             C       D
Jump on board feel the high
           E       G
So come on jump on board
       D     A
Take a ride, yeah
       B
You'll be doin' it all right
G       F#             C      D    B
Jump on board feel the high
E    A
I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me
I like to drink it up
But never like to sink it