"Every time I Shit"
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075

Intro
C# - Eb - Ab

(Ab)
	Well I'm sitting on the toilet
	(Eb)
	Staring at the walls
        	 (C#)            (Eb)  
	I can feel the cool clear water 
	         (Ab)               
	Splashing soft against my balls
	
             (Ab)
	Well that's when I start thinking
	         (Eb)
	About my favorite fantasy
	         (C#)            (Eb)
	And my dick begins to harden
              (Ab)
	As the shit pains come through me

[ Chorus ]
        (Ab)                     (C#)
	And I think about you every time I shit
                   (Eb)
	I think about your pussy
		   (C#)           (Ab)
	I wanna lick your clit
		          (Ab)
	With each fart I fantasize
		         (C#) 
	About my head between my thighs
		 (Eb)         (C#)            (Ab)
	yes I think about you every time I shit

[riff 2]

(Ab)
	Girl when I get Diarrhea
                 (Eb)
	That's when I most wanna see ya
                 (C#)                    (Eb)
	And when the smell fills up the room
           (Ab)
	Girl, to me, it's your perfume

(Ab)
	And with every little grunt
                 (Eb)
	oh I think about your cunt
                 (C#)             (Eb)
	And my stomach starts to gurgle
                 (Ab)
        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed

(Back to Chorus)

[Riff 3]
	        (Ab)
	Well Girl, it's almost over
                (Eb)
	Time to flush and say goodbye
                (C#)             (Eb)
	as I gently wipe my asshole
                (Ab)
	I choke up and start to cry

(Ab)
	So I reach into the toilet
                (Eb)
	And I pick up apiece (x02210@1)or two
                (C#)               (Eb)
	And I smear the bathroom walls
                (Ab)
	With these few words, I love you

[outro chorus key change] - (Bb)-(Eb)-(Ab)