Transcribed by Maniac1075

Intro
C# - Eb - Ab

         
              ( Ab )
      Well I'm sitting on the toilet
      ( Eb )
      Staring at the walls
               ( C# )            ( Eb )  
      I can feel the cool clear water 
               ( Ab )               
      Splashing soft against my balls
      
             ( Ab )
      Well that?s when I start thinking
               ( Eb )
      About my favorite fantasy
               ( C# )            ( Eb )
      And my dick begins to harden
              ( Ab )
      As the shit pains come through me


[ Chorus ]
        ( Ab )                     ( C# )
      And I think about you every time I shit
                   ( Eb )
      I think about your pussy
               ( C# )           ( Ab )
      I wanna lick your clit
                      ( Ab )
      With each fart I fantasize
                     ( C# ) 
      About my head between my thighs
             ( Eb )         ( C# )            ( Ab )
      yes I think about you every time I shit


[riff 2]

                 ( Ab )
      Girl when I get Diarrhea
                 ( Eb )
      That?s when I most wanna see ya
                 ( C# )                    ( Eb )
      And when the smell fills up the room
           ( Ab )
      Girl, to me, it's your perfume

                 ( Ab )
      And with every little grunt
                 ( Eb )
      oh I think about your cunt
                 ( C# )             ( Eb )
      And my stomach starts to gurgle
                 ( Ab )
        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed


(Back to Chorus)      


[Riff 3]
              ( Ab )
      Well Girl, it's almost over
                ( Eb )
      Time to flush and say goodbye
                ( C# )             ( Eb )
      as I gently wipe my asshole
                ( Ab )
      I choke up and start to cry

                ( Ab )
      So I reach into the toilet
                ( Eb )
      And I pick up a piece or two
                ( C# )               ( Eb )
      And I smear the bathroom walls
                ( Ab )
      With these few words, I love you


[outro chorus key change] - ( Bb )-( Eb )-( Ab )