"Yeast Infection" by Larry Pierce
From the 2007 album "Pussy Whipped"
www.larrypierce.com
Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1]
Intro - E - B - 

          (B)          
	Well I was makin? love the other day
	  (E)   
	And I put my hand between her lovely legs
	  (E)
	She was giving me a hickey
	  (B)                   (Ab)
	When I felt something sticky
	  (C#)                  (F#)
	And I didn?t know exactly what to say

	  (B)
	Then slowly I removed her underwear
	  (E)
	Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
	  (E)
	Well I knew I wasn?t dreamin?
	  (B)                   (Ab)
	When I saw that yellow semen
	  (C#)                                     (B) 
	And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

[Chorus]
                (E)
	I wanna show her my affection
	        (B)             (Ab)
	But she?s got a yeast infection
	        (C#)              (F#)       (B)
	And her underwear is stickin? to the wall

[Riff 2]
	  (B)
	Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
          (E)
	She told me it would taste like butterscotch
          (E)
	Well I?ve never had the heart
          (B)                    (Ab)
	To pull grilled cheese apart
          (C#)                    (F#)
	So I?ll turn my head so I don?t have to watch

           (B)
	Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
           (E)
	Yeah the puss & blood was drippin? from my chin
           (E)
	She was a kickin? and a screamin?
           (B)                   (Ab)
	And pissing on the ceiling
           (C#)                              (F#)  (B)    
	I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

[Back to Chorus]

[Riff 3]
           (C#)
	Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
	   (F#)
	And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
	   (F#)
	I watched my pecker thumpin?
	   (C#)                 (Bb)
	And when she started cumin?
	   (Eb)                              (Ab) (C#)
	It looked like making taffy at the fair

[Chorus 2]
             (F#)
	Well I showed her my affection
	     (C#)              (Bb)
	Though she?s got a yeast infection
	     (Eb)              (Ab)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls

            (F#)
	Yes I showed her my affection
	    (C#)                (Bb)
	Though she?s got a yeast infection
	    (Eb)                (Ab)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls