CAPO 1 
 
VERSE: 
 
D                    G                         D 
Thanks but no thanks, I didn't come to here to dance 
D                  G                        D   
I'm with somebody,  I'm afraid I'll have to pass 
    G 
Two years ago he left me 
                 D      
Now his memory's back around 
C                   G        D 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 


           Bm          G  
We came in here to be alone 
     D 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        Bm                G  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D               G        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C                   G        D   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd  
 

D                       G                  D                           
Institutionalized people are acting like I do 
D                     G                  D  
Drinking with somebody that ain't in the room 
     G 
Well can't you see we're busy  
                   D 
Trying to work our problems out 
C                   G        D 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
 
 CHORUS: 
           Bm          G  
We came in here to be alone 
     D 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        Bm                G  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D               G        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C                   G        D   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
 

           Bm          G  
We came in here to be alone 
     D 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        Bm                G  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D               G        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C                   G        D   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
C                   G  N/C/        G D 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd