CAPO 1 
 
VERSE: 
 
D5                    G5                         D5 
Thanks but no thanks, I didn't come to here to dance 
D5                  G5                        D5   
I'm with somebody,  I'm afraid I'll have to pass 
    G5 
Two years ago he left me 
                 D5      
Now his memory's back around 
C5                   G5        D5 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 


           B5          G5  
We came in here to be alone 
     D5 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        B5                G5  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D5               G5        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C5                   G5        D5   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd  
 

D5                       G5                  D5                           
Institutionalized people are acting like I do 
D5                     G5                  D5  
Drinking with somebody that ain't in the room 
     G5 
Well can't you see we're busy  
                   D5 
Trying to work our problems out 
C5                   G5        D5 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
 
 CHORUS: 
           B5          G5  
We came in here to be alone 
     D5 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        B5                G5  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D5               G5        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C5                   G5        D5   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
 

           B5          G5  
We came in here to be alone 
     D5 
No T.V. no Telephone 
        B5                G5  
Two old flames out on the town 
          D5               G5        
One still burns and one's burned out 
C5                   G5        D5   
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd 
C5                   G5  N/C/        G5 D5 
One's a couple baby, two's a crowd