INTRO: A5 B5 E5 A5 
VERSE: 
A5 
Looking in the bathroom mirror 
          B5 
Puttin my makeup on 
E5 
Maybeline can't hide the lines 
   A5 
Of time that's gone 
          F#5 
I weighed 105 soaking wet 
    E5 
I'd knock em' dead in that sundress 
D5                           B5 
Had it all just to young to know 
A5                        E5             A5   B5 E5 A5 
That was twenty years and two husbands ago 
 
VERSE: same chords 
 
I remember when he took my hand and said I do 

And the kitchen I was standing in  

when he said I'm through 

And I swore I'd never fall back in  

Put my heart through that again 

Never let somebody get that close 
    A5                        E5             A5    (walkup to G5 )  
But that was twenty years and two husbands ago 

 
G5     A5      D5         (walkdown  to B5 ) 
Water under the bridge 
  B5                          B5 
I guess that's all life really is 
       E5 
That's just the way it is  
 
BREAK: 
A5 B5 E5 A5 
VERSE: 
 
Driving the kids to school today 

It occured to me 

With all the wrong turns that I've made 

I'm right where I should be 

But I go back there from time to time 

Looking for a peace of mind 

Then find it's always just a dead end road 
     A5                        E5             A5    (walkup to G5 ) 
Yeah that was twenty years and two husbands ago 

 
G5     A5      D5        (walkdown B5 )    
Water under the bridge 
  B5                          B5 
I guess that's all life really is 
       E5 
That's just the way it is  
 
BREAK: 
A5  B5  E5 A5 
TAG: 
A5 
Looking in the bathroom mirror 
          B5 
Puttin my makeup on