I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com.
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VERSE: 
F#m      Faug            Ebm7-5      D             Bm
Nobody’s cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out.
             C#(bass F)C#
We’re so far out it’s creepy.
F#m                   Faug         Ebm7-5           D               Bm
I don’t think they’ll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love,
                C#(bass F) C#
but they’re not smart like we be.
F#m          C#
They have no roses.
   D                Bm           F#m
Subconsciously they envy us a lot.
                     C#
They look down their noses 
          D                                   E            A
And see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got.

CHORUS:
          F#m            F                     Dm        E            A
When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
              F#m               F                     C         E            A
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love.
            F#m            F                    Dm        E            A
We rattle off our in-jokes while they wish that they were geeks in love.
              F#m            F                     C         E          A
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in… 
        G
La la la,
        C
la la la,
           E            A
la-lubbidy-da-diddy-love.
        G
La la la,
        C
la la la,
           E              A
ka-boominy-woah-nelly-love.
        G
La la la,
        C
la la la,
            E               A
ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love.
        G
La la la,
        C     E
la la la la love. 
OR
C               E             A
Geekity-geekity geeks in love.