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well, I thought I'd write a little song
so I wrote a little song
then I tried to write some lyrics
but I didn't last too long
so I figured, why not sing about me
trying to write a song and stuff
and I decided to keep on singing
'til I had had enough, but then I realized
(Ebm7)
this song needs a hook

an ironic little

self refrential
Bcatchy (x2444x@1)freakin' hook
     Dso (xx0232@1)I made the chorus

all about how
Ebm7
this song needs a hook

an ironic little
                Bself (x2444x@1)refrential hook
      Dand (xx0232@1)a guitar solo 
Ebm7
[bad guitar solo]
--
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this   ok.
Ebm7
[awesome MIDI guitar solo]
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Ugh, stop that. All right, uh 
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.
(music starts)
AOh. (x02220@1)C#m (x13321@4)         F#mbaby, (244222@1)tell me why
            E (022100@1)              Awhy (x02220@1)do they call it a bridge anyhow?
           C#myou (x13321@4)cannot walk on it
                  F#mit (244222@1)doesn't have a guard rail
           Bm7 (x20202@1)          F#7it (242352@1)doesn't even hold many cows
Ebm7 (x3131x@4)                      Bthis (x2444x@1)song is sort of caving in on itself
            D (xx0232@1)                Ebm7and (x3131x@4)so it's going to end right now
      B (x2444x@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D F#right (244322@1)now