Eb5
well, I thought I?d write a little song

so I wrote a little song

then I tried to write some lyrics

but I didn?t last too long

so I figured, why not sing about me

trying to write a song and stuff

and I decided to keep on singing

?til I had had enough, but then I realized
( Eb5 )
this song needs a hook

an ironic little

self refrential
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catchy freakin? hook
     D5
so I made the chorus

all about how
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this song needs a hook

an ironic little
                B5
self refrential hook
      D5
and a guitar solo 
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[bad guitar solo]

--

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this?? ok.
Eb5
[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

--

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh?

Oh, I know, let?s do the, um , the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK?

OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)
A5
Oh.
C#5           F#5
baby, tell me why
            E5                A5
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
           C#5
you cannot walk on it
                  F#5
it doesn?t have a guard rail
           B5            F#5
it doesn?t even hold many cows
Eb5                        B5
this song is sort of caving in on itself
            D5                  Eb5
and so it?s going to end right now
      B5 D5 F#5
right now