D
Hey you, sit down and listen
( D )
Don?t be flippant and don?t be dismissin?
( D )
Think you?re a Flash encyclopedia?
( D )
Eating, breathing Macromedia
( D )
Think you?re cool sayin? ?All Your Base??
( D )
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
( D )
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
A                        Ab G 
Animutation?s where it?s at

CHORUS:
F#7                 Bm
Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
          G          D
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
         F#7                    Bm
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
     G                 D
Just take it from me, MC NC
            F#7                     Bm
You won?t believe your eyes, you?ll go insane
        G                   D
I mean, what?s up with that plastic plane?
          F#7          B
You?re an idiot if you disagree
          G          D
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
D A
...
D
If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
A
What?s the significance of Mr. Bean?
     D
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What?s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
    A                       AbG  
But nobody cracks this Animutation


D
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
         A
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
     D
Your name is Bob, you?re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
   A                                        F#7
he smelled like an orangutan?s old apartment
             B                     G
Found a hobo in my room , what do I do?
                    D
He looks dead, he?s full of lead,
         F#7            Bm
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
       G                D
and he also seems to be missing his head
F#7                   Bm
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
     G                        D 
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
     F#7           Bm
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
           G                                D
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

D
Hey, don?t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
A
You sat and whined while I took the cup
   D
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
             A                    Ab    G
cuz it?s the only way you?ll be employed
F#7              Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G                      D
Everyone knows I?m the ultimate master
F#7              Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G                  D
Everyone else is a walking disaster
F#7              Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G                         D
Think you?re fast? Well I know I?m faster!
F#7              Bm
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G                      D
Everyone knows I?m the ultimate master
D A
..
      D 
Weeeell I?m Shmorky! Eatin? PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl? She?s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
F#7
Bong Bong Bing Bing
Bm
I get paid to play with my thing!
  F#7
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
Bm
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno?s CHIN!
F#7
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bm
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
Em                   A          Ab G
And I can?t think of anymore to say

CHORUS:
F#7                Bm                F#7
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
                   Bm   F#7
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
                        Bm
IT?S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
           Em                                  A D
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I?LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

( D )                     A D
It?s Steve?s Adventure!
( D )
one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero?s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying ?Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.?
( D )
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
A
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
D
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
A
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
D
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
  A
I need tea for two, how about you,
    D
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
   A
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

F#7            Bm
Props to Neil, he?s the real deal
    G                    D
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
            F#7                    Bm
He?s the computer geek who doesn?t shower for a week
              G                    D
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
   F#7                        Bm
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
        G                            D
He?s an online semi-celebrity you'll never forget
   F#7                           Bm 
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
    G                           D
His seizure inducing flag says ?Mr. Gahbunga?

D                     A
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
D             A           Ab  G
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

D
There you have it, that?s the game
151 we can all be the same
I?m sure that it?s been appetizing
     A
with all the subliminal advertizing
D
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-
A
power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi