This is a rough tab of Neil Cicierega's and Lemon Demon's Toy Food.
I learned this by ear, so it may not be 100% correct. This is also my first tablature, 
so forgive any novice mistakes please.


Intro/Verse w/Distortion

E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------7-----7---(x2)--------------------------|
D|---3---5---3-5---7---7---7-7---------------------------------|
A|---3---3---3-3---7---5---7-5---------------------------------|
E|---1---3---1-3---5-------5-----------------------------------|

Chorus

E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------5-2-5--2-----(x4)---------------------------------|
D|---3---5---3-0-3--0------------------------------------------|
A|---3---5---3-0-3--0------------------------------------------|
E|---1---3-----------------------------------------------------|

In the second verse and near the ending, there's a melody in the background which isn't 
guitar-like, but I tabbed it anyway incase you're interested.

Synth Melody

E|----------------13/14-------------14/13---(repeat as needed)-|
B|-10---10--10--10--------10--10--10---------------------------|
G|--------12--12------------12--12-----------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|

Bridge (Hamburger, Hamburger...)

E|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------55--------------55--------------55-------------5---|
D|-55555555-55-----55555555-55-----55555555-55-----5555555-5---|
A|-55555555-33-----55555555-33-----55555555-33-----5555555-3---|
E|-33333333--------33333333--------33333333--------3333333-----|

Lyrics and Form:

Verse -

Drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon,
Taco shells, soda pop,
Lemon, apple, olive oil, Cheerios,
Green grapes, purple grapes,
Lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup,
Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup.

Chorus -

Toy food!
(Like real food but is toy.)
Toy food!
(Not real food do not eat.)
Toy food!
(Like real food but is toy.)
Toy food!
(Not real food do not eat.)

Verse -

Sweet peas, strawberries,
Salt and pepper,
French fries, garlic loaf, refried beans,
Bananas, red pepper, green pepper
Crinkle fries, ice cream,
Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks,
Fudge.

(Chorus)

Bridge -

Hamburger, hamburger,
Donuts.
Hamburger, hamburger,
Pizza.
Hamburger, hamburger,
Carrot.
Hamburger, hamburger,
Helper.

Verse -

Green peas, oranges, pea pod,
Pineapple, croissant, potato, spaghetti,
Baguettes, potato chips, tomato soup,
Pickle, cookie, niblets,
Milk, peas, gourd, meat.

(Chorus)